As you attempt to light the BBQ, flames start to shoot out from underneath, setting your eyebrows on fire. You reach for the shut off valve, but turn it the wrong way.

There is a loud explosion.

Just before you lose consciousness, you note bits of fried bird falling into the brilliant blue birdbath.

What a mess. Thanks a lot. This will be fun to rake.

Please come again (and next time ask the kitchen monster to make something for you).

Your current options are:

  • There are no options. You're dead.