So, you crash through the window and fall into our lovely patch of ferns.

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You note a brilliant blue birdbath and lots of "natural flowers". You may also wonder how it is that it is now spring. Well, time really flies when you spend it with people like us.

Your current options are:

  • Climb back through the broken window.
  • Try to get in the back door.
  • Ring the doorbell.