You're lucky. The door was unlocked. Guess "Bowling for
Columbine" was right. Sure hope you rang the doorbell
first, though.
To the east, you see: ![[closet door]](closet.jpg)
To the west, you see a mirrored hallway.
Ahead of you, to the north, is a dark chamber.
Do you:
Open the
closet?
Ask the mirror
who's the fairest of them all?
Go west, young man?
Stumble northward?